How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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