- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

are you saying pam, or pan?

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

The chicken crossed the road.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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