What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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