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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

A bar walks into a man

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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