- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

why did you poop because you are a poop

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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