- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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