What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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