- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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