What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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miha kako si?

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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