- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What's your blood type? Red.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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