- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

Walnut

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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