what's funny about war? nothing!

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Anti Joke

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