- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

your mom is so fat.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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