What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

A black student graduated High School

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Title IX

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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