- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Please ignore this statement.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Matthew Baker

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Nah

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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