- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

school homewrok

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

knock knock Dave's not here.

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