- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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