Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Get up Look in the mirror

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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