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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Get up Look in the mirror

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

You were born.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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