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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Please ignore this statement.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Homosexualism is so gay man

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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