there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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1 111111 1 1 11111111111 1 1 111111 1

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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