How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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