Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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I love alchohol!

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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