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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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