Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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