What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Get up Look in the mirror

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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