what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's your blood type? Red.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Homosexualism is so gay man

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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