A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Girls soccer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Women's Rights

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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