old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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