Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Matthew Baker

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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