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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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