One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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