What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

I walk into a bar...

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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