- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Neither did she.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

cats are pussies

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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