- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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