- Anti Joke

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Please ignore this statement.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Robin get in the batmobile!

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

there once was a frog with no leggs

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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