9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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woman's rights

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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