What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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