- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

what is red and smells like paint red paint

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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