- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Life

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Racial Equality

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

your mom is so stupid she got raped

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