- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Gus's mom

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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