- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What? Huh?

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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