- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

knock knock come in !

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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