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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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