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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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