Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

knock knock Goodbye

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

John Cena for president

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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