- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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