- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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