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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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