- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

A man walked into a bar owch

knock knock go away!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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