Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Japan

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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your face

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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