A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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