- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

A man walked into a bar owch

knock knock go away!!!

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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