A man walked into a bar owch

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

knock knock go away!!!

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

An Englishman walks into a bar.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Error 37.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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