- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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