- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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