- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Sex education in Texas.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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