- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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