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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

women's rights.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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