- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

i have yougurt mit traktor

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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