- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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