L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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BOTTOM!!!

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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