Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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