Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

The NBA and womens sports

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

BOTTOM!!!

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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