How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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