- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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