- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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