- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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